I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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