I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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