that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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