the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
this boner is exhausting
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
