And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
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Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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