Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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