ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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