I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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