I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
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