He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
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Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
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The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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