I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I love you. Go after that dick
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