dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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