she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
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