Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I want to fling myself into the sun
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