summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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