Duck Duck Cougar?
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Randomize
