...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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