I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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