Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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