who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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