yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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