Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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