no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
