I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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