You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Umm I'm too high to move.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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