ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
you win again, gameday.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
So squirting runs in the family.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
