i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i just ordered a pitcher of margaritas for me and a friend but she called and canceled. oh well, looks like im getting trashed alone.
the waiter who hardly speaks english told me "i go get your medicine now"
this medicine is soooo good.
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
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Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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