It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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