Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
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Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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