dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
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