I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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