ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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