wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
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Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm bleeding and have questions
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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