with your own penis?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
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They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
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it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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