help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I am never drinking with the goths again.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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