that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in