question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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