i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
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