Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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