just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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