I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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