Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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