everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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