Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
The ass gains better be worth it
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