Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
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