After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
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