Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
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So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
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Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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