I don't think brook has ever known best
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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