i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
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We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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