hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
don't judge my taste in strippers
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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