turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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