I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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