How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
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It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
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We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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