the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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