My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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